tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81777832246163525522024-03-14T05:37:08.948-05:00El SnacktatorEl Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.comBlogger76125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-82819013903823678252015-11-01T09:27:00.002-06:002015-11-01T09:28:07.239-06:00El Muertator<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-91798668154017815722015-08-02T16:58:00.000-05:002015-08-02T16:58:35.014-05:00ZooranderEl has had this one on his mind for a couple of years and finally had to do it. Those pursed lips were just too much.<br />
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OK, he had the idea, but made an assistant do it. El still had to run the world.<br />
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<br />El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-2001406805815263732015-07-24T09:29:00.001-05:002015-07-24T09:30:13.054-05:00El Trumptator<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-12503473846218613852015-07-03T15:37:00.000-05:002015-07-03T15:38:01.279-05:00Feel the BernYes, El has been in blogbernation, but... this was important enough for El to come out...<br />
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<br />El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-2265286938829722032014-10-27T15:50:00.001-05:002014-10-27T15:50:55.341-05:00El Bola<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<br />El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-1834506896581034042013-04-22T12:40:00.000-05:002013-04-22T12:40:55.438-05:00Happy Earth DayAllow El to share a photo from last week's vision quest. A photo, you ask? Yes, El has a camera in his mind that is capable of documenting thoughts. He's a 21st Century Snack Cake.<br />
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El is one with the Earth. Are you?<br />
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<br />El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-59265678827360166322012-11-16T11:02:00.001-06:002012-11-16T11:03:16.376-06:00El Snacktator Will Survive!El is aware of the <a href="http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2012/11/16/hostess-brands-says-it-will-liquidate/?hp">news</a>.
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El is aware that his parent company is going under. El is also aware that he broke away from them years ago... feeling the need to follow his bliss. El understands that people loved to partake of his chocolately goodness, but never fear, El is still here, in ways that fill your soul, if not your stomach.<br />
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Give a man a cupcake, and he's satisfied for a moment...<br />
Teach a man to heed the cupcake, and he's satisfied for life.<br />
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<br />El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-71009865323830550682012-10-17T17:14:00.000-05:002012-10-17T17:14:12.136-05:00Mmm-hmmm<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-51645702087518884702012-08-24T14:42:00.000-05:002012-08-24T14:42:28.839-05:00El is in Hiding<br />
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Warning: Those considering plastic surgery should NOT go to Spain. Repeat, NOT go to Spain. El went for a little "restoration". El is now in hiding. El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-54570731059862685782012-02-28T15:06:00.000-06:002012-02-28T15:06:21.400-06:00Snacktator Jolie<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Although El has fabulous gams... he couldn't resist. El is also taking application for a new photoshop assistant...El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-3115402419228969272012-02-14T08:44:00.000-06:002012-02-14T08:44:21.996-06:00Feel the LoveNothing more need be said.<br />
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<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/x0I6mhZ5wMw?rel=0" width="420"></iframe>El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-6221100447315786222012-01-27T06:31:00.000-06:002012-01-27T06:31:21.943-06:00Ahem, PinkoNo worries. Just El doing a friendly drive-by.El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-77657808949553585592012-01-25T10:41:00.000-06:002012-01-25T10:41:10.945-06:00Heed the CupcakeYes, El has been absent. Between holiday festivities, and a certain bankruptcy that shall remain unnamed, El's plate has been full. <br />
<br />Due to the bankruptcy, it is unknown whether El will get his pension, which is why El continues finding ways to reinvent himself. El is much more than a cupcake, he's an icon, and should be revered. If The Shat can do it, so can El! El could do a one cupcake show!!<br />
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And speaking of reveling in the cupcake... it has not gone unnoticed that almost all articles regarding a certain bankruptcy fail to mention THE CUPCAKE!!!<br />
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Rick Ruggles?? I'm talking to you (and everybody else, but yours was the last article El read). El realizes your slant was health and new snacking habits. For that matter, El can't really even bust you, because El has long grown tired of people trying to take a bite out of him and wouldn't mind if they stopped, but you could have at least mentioned the cupcake.<br />
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El ran with the best and the brightest. El was courted by artists and literary stars! El used to be on the A-list of who was invited to dinner, not only because he was tasty, but because he was EL SNACKTATOR!!! And yet journalists like Rick still write things like this:<br />
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Again, El asks... where's the mention of the cupcake... Really Rick?? <br />
<br />El has had a rough number of years... trying to reinvent himself, trying to not live in the past, trying to once again catch lightning in a bottle (Don't bust El's chops for split infinitives, Rick... you're the journalist, not El). He could use a little adoration. He could use a little reveling in his El-ness. But now, all we hear about is the Twinkie.<br />
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Well, that's going to change. The Mayans aren't the only ones predicting things for 2012. No, El is going to reclaim his rightful spot in the grand scheme of things. He never really was one of those mass-produced things anyhow. They were inadequate copies of the one true snack cake.<br />
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People will still be eating him up.<br />
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Heed the cupcake!<br />
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<br />El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-58554515356456003382011-11-17T15:28:00.001-06:002011-11-17T15:35:07.653-06:00Dylan Pez NightmareHow is it possible that El has not posted in almost two months?! El guesses the fact that he ended up on the cutting room floor right before his German premiere had something to do with it...<br />
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But, El is back... to talk of nightmares and to soothe his shaken mind.<br />
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Last night, as El was deep in slumber, did El dream about being the .00001%?? No, El dreamed about being stalked by a grammatically correct Pez dispenser. Yes, that's right. Dylan... <a href="http://dylanbrody.com/blogs/">Dylan Brody</a>, El's #1 stalker, stalked him in his dreams.<br />
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El couldn't run. El just stood there, throwing his hands into the air, trying to strike his iconic pose, but unfortunately, he only ended up looking like he had surrendered. <br />
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<br />El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-8048070396717650532011-09-17T17:22:00.002-05:002011-09-17T17:27:45.987-05:00German Premiere!!!Yes, El knows he's been gone... Yes, El knows you've missed him, but like most American icons, El has been filming in Germany. We've got to make a living, right?? Even <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hasselhoff">The Hoff</a> knows this! Although, El confesses to not being a huge Hoff fan. As one of El's German friends said... no, not all Germans are ga-ga uber das Hoff... He said, "The Hoff has no pathos!"<br /><br />Nuff said.<br /><br />El wants it on a t-shirt.<br /><br />But back to El... El's German video debut will be this next Sunday. Stay tuned!<br /><br />And...<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprockets_%28Saturday_Night_Live%29"> Dieter</a>?? You and your monkey may eat your heart out!El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-60795279126877089962011-08-30T14:08:00.005-05:002011-08-30T14:17:51.042-05:00El takes a moment to stand on his cake box...And tells you to <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dylan-brody/no-offense-intended-how-t_b_932516.html">GO READ THIS</a>... written by El's #1 stalker, Dylan Brody. El loves it. El also knows Dylan has gotten hate mail. El has seen some of the comments... El never ceases to be amazed at people who continually miss the point. El is also heartened by the fact that many people do get it.
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<br />Here... El will give you a little teaser right here... then GO READ THE REST! Do it! El doesn't really ask for much considering he is ruler of all... and as ruler of all, he says, go read. Go on.
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<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;">When kids in grade school told me that I was going to Hell because I did not believe in God, my parents admonished me not to fight over it, not to argue the point. They told me that Christians find that offensive and there was no reason to actively offend people. I was not to use curse words in public as they offend some people. I was not to talk about politics because some people could be offended. I carried a lot of this sensitivity into adulthood. I have striven over the years to express my opinions gently, to couch them in good humor and have taken care, whenever possible to maintain the high ground. I have put effort into voicing my ideas without ruffling anyone's feathers.</span>
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<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> Those with whom I disagree have never shown me the same courtesy. Telling a child that he will be punished eternally for his thoughts is cruel. Eliminating words from the common vocabulary, regardless of the social mores that prompt the action, is censorship unmitigated.</span></span> <span style="font-size:85%;">
<br /></span></div>El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-52568244661352242011-08-25T08:16:00.007-05:002011-08-25T11:23:14.524-05:00She's a woman who writes... not wrangles away your husband!El's dearly beloved FB friend, <a href="http://www.vickiabelson.com/site/Home.html">Vicki Abelson</a>, got her first <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/vicki-abelson/friendship-after-divorce_b_932712.html">HuffPo headline</a> yesterday... for her first post. Needless to say, it won't be her last.
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<br />Apparently Vicki is single woman persona non grata. El understands... El knows many husbands who want him nowhere near their spouses. Women just want to eat him up! He's got that kind of allure.
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<br />Vicki is always welcome at El's table and may sit by whomever she chooses.
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<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Update</span>: El is obviously not a cupcake who writes, or he wouldn't have ended his post title with a preposition. It has since been corrected. El also knows Vicki would never do that... although apparently her friends think she might end her sentences with a proposition.
<br />El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-66761714760058190292011-08-10T16:10:00.005-05:002011-08-10T16:29:12.354-05:00El continues to get mail... feels the need to rantThe other day, El received a letter (yes, a real letter, handwritten even!) reminding him of the fact that he should watch his P's and Q's... he was a role model for children after all!
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<br />To this, El thought...
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<br />Really?
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<br />El is a role model? For children? El, the cupcake he was, long ago, was aimed at children, but he's not sure he was ever a role model. If he had been, he would have been convincing them of filling their bodies with preservatives and additives... touting endless freshness. Wait... El thinks there are plenty of adults in Hollywood who must have been children way back when El was new... they must have listened as El sees many people who are filled with preservatives and additives... perhaps they are wishing to be eternal cupcakes...
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<br />Nonetheless... El is really not, and never has been, a role model... but if he were to be one, he'd be more of one now... as he went rogue long ago (damn Palin for ruining that term!), dancing to the beat of his very own drummer. No, he said, I will not just be one more mass-produced cupcake! I will be THEE cupcake. I will do my own thang... revel in my uniqueness even in the face of endless copies... even in the face of people telling me I should do otherwise... for the good of the children! Pffft. Come one... if El were really for the good of the children, he'd have been an apple. El may be fun for children, and tasty for everyone, but El, as a commercial product, before becoming the voice of reason, was really only good for the bottom line... and El's not talking about your own, because if you're concerned about your bottom, you won't be eating anything that looks like El.
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<br />So, dear letter-writer... while El appreciates the correspondence, and El believes everyone has a right to their own opinion... do not expect this cupcake to be 100% child-friendly, because he's never been 100% child-friendly.
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<br />Besides... do we really want to send the message to our children that we eat our role models?? El thinks not.
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<br />El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-59556373675118704332011-07-22T14:29:00.005-05:002011-07-22T14:39:39.087-05:00El Runs/Ran in Cool Circles...Today is the birthday of three of El's great friends, all artistic in nature, all understanding the depth and nuance of El. Unfortunately two of them have since slipped off this mortal coil. One still remains. Come to think of it, the two who have since departed, have captured El's greatness. One still has not... El's going to have to do something about that.<br /><br />Happy Birthday,<a href="http://elsnacktator.blogspot.com/2010/03/el-snacktator-20th-century-muse-edward.html"> Ed</a>... ya old moody bastard!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCM8ups12zw1JOocR99ddwlb8q7oD8qs2RULM_zZ9QRlgmJdfgErRxpPmhEUw9DYtaS_pzOvSAUPqN2VOVThc7Et-Nfb-q_eV94ymVPrxyO5k4CdQVl71jZSCnJijPYvjtIthgo2QTeno/s1600/hoppersnacktator.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCM8ups12zw1JOocR99ddwlb8q7oD8qs2RULM_zZ9QRlgmJdfgErRxpPmhEUw9DYtaS_pzOvSAUPqN2VOVThc7Et-Nfb-q_eV94ymVPrxyO5k4CdQVl71jZSCnJijPYvjtIthgo2QTeno/s320/hoppersnacktator.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5632262299890913138" border="0" /></a><br />Happy Birthday, <a href="http://elsnacktator.blogspot.com/2010/03/el-snacktator-20th-century-muse.html">Sandy</a>!! El always loved your playfulness.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfb9WpatWAD6HqJidNhpwiispefVPTFOgcGxCIZCOzOL95qwVlpPNlBNFk0hFuHLFW9efEsevQaysJGgUvVMo4mGGuGk2LI3veuRC3s5isnHYcEHawhDMifLXE8Xh1MAAJmuejnCQ1W_g/s1600/caldersnacktator.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 304px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfb9WpatWAD6HqJidNhpwiispefVPTFOgcGxCIZCOzOL95qwVlpPNlBNFk0hFuHLFW9efEsevQaysJGgUvVMo4mGGuGk2LI3veuRC3s5isnHYcEHawhDMifLXE8Xh1MAAJmuejnCQ1W_g/s320/caldersnacktator.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5632262525626256562" border="0" /></a><br /><br />And last, but not least... Happy Birthday, <a href="http://www.catgwynn.com/?page=about">Cat</a>! YOU ROCK!!!El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-24182280106577076872011-07-07T07:50:00.004-05:002011-07-07T07:59:22.893-05:00Oh the Cruel IronyEl, feeling slightly sorry for Mr. Dylan Brody, decided to take pity on him and release him from El's spell. El realizes that not everyone wants to be enraptured. El realizes that not everyone can stand the magnetic pull that El exudes. Dylan was not sure he could handle being the moon to El's sun, so El released him.<br /><br />Unfortunately it doesn't work like that. El's #1 fan is even more under El's spell. Oh well. You can't fight the power.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyUUBik-lPj767SkkydWMtOx_n3ytHz1E86b8ohqe8y3dSlRMR8e2YZFdDQLIYtf8ztgpAdfg4SXDy1yf4AAZyTtJ2zdeZ_tNNpIUSa7euQXWhSOheNCzm2PeioKKfL0PpZKw4SsYPh_E/s1600/under+el%2527s+spell.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 410px; height: 53px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyUUBik-lPj767SkkydWMtOx_n3ytHz1E86b8ohqe8y3dSlRMR8e2YZFdDQLIYtf8ztgpAdfg4SXDy1yf4AAZyTtJ2zdeZ_tNNpIUSa7euQXWhSOheNCzm2PeioKKfL0PpZKw4SsYPh_E/s320/under+el%2527s+spell.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5626593663881007474" border="0" /></a>El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-17453542959886323142011-06-29T14:56:00.006-05:002011-06-29T18:35:04.976-05:00Don't Mess with El's #1 StalkerEl was elated when he recently discovered that season 2 of <a href="http://www.sho.com/site/greenroom/home.sho">The Green Room with Paul Provenza</a> was going to be starting soon. El really enjoyed the first season.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIwT5AljI8ftYnvXWi7hMx5ycLhXr9I0zv-nMSm2h7wHglUbBgqeOslTaYyWz7ANWbjIGBdlQb5UyT0zI25oPJDI5pTL03WktiPBGhu6jrU4tdB5MA5oHoaKogAFvrKrN-2Se5cUR65qU/s1600/green+room.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 483px; height: 190px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIwT5AljI8ftYnvXWi7hMx5ycLhXr9I0zv-nMSm2h7wHglUbBgqeOslTaYyWz7ANWbjIGBdlQb5UyT0zI25oPJDI5pTL03WktiPBGhu6jrU4tdB5MA5oHoaKogAFvrKrN-2Se5cUR65qU/s320/green+room.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623735271597917874" border="0" /></a><br />But then El looked closely at those who would be on this season... all in all, a great selection. Still, someone seemed to be missing. Who could it be? Could it be El's #1 stalker??<br /><br /><a href="http://dylanbrody.com/blogs/">Dylan Brody</a>??<br /><br />Where is Dylan?!? El knows he was in the audience during season 1. Dylan also shouted out a joke... El assumed Dylan would soon be moving to the roundtable, but apparently not. Good word has it that Dylan will be in the audience again... shouting out jokes. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Now is that good enough for El's #1 stalker? Hell no.<br /><br />El has not yet decided the best recourse, but he will.<br /><br />In the meantime, El will share a little Dylan... it's Dylan speaking at <a href="http://www.vickiabelson.com/site/Women_Who_Write/Women_Who_Write.html">Vicki Abelson's "Women Who Write"</a>. El chose that clip merely because he loves Vicki... one of his first FB friends. Vicki rocks.<br /><br /><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pR1SQIS2I1I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-51319805233298670182011-06-20T09:37:00.006-05:002011-06-20T09:58:37.528-05:00El for One and One for ElEl received notice that his #1 fan, <a href="http://dylanbrody.com/blogs/">Dylan Brody</a>, was again tweeting about him. El is not surprised. If El were not El, he'd be tweeting about him. Wait, El tweets about El even though El is El. Let's just end with it would be understandable if everyone were tweeting about El... what's not understandable is why they are not...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNPAFxvXzyXNWguGgXUlcfwxuw7LrjwU8FxpOfOwTwfiQ5yYBo0pFSeeSdeRrIwe1fxq5SdNqCGnwwSrmXBP8PnEeKVjEH1_wkCNFNn7AQg8mPamyomXcRylnj4UdsbkD-w4aneyI6Jno/s1600/%2527tis+a+mystery.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 120px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNPAFxvXzyXNWguGgXUlcfwxuw7LrjwU8FxpOfOwTwfiQ5yYBo0pFSeeSdeRrIwe1fxq5SdNqCGnwwSrmXBP8PnEeKVjEH1_wkCNFNn7AQg8mPamyomXcRylnj4UdsbkD-w4aneyI6Jno/s320/%2527tis+a+mystery.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620311581876349458" border="0" /></a> Another point that is not quite understandable is this "human alter-ego" thing. This confuses El. Human? Alter-ego? El can understand humans desiring to be him. It is El's world after all. But to suggest that El is not who he purports to be?? Well... perhaps Mr.. Brody is projecting!!!<br /><br />Someone who apparently has all of the facts together would be this puffsnmuffs character... also found on teh Twitterwebs... El keeps reading it as "Puff N' Stuff"... but none the less, this puffing character is obviously well aware of El's influence and reach. El does tend to beam a ray of loveliness into the lives of those he deems to touch.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhK0sgwMuU2zI5IpIn1G4_q9rY7Dg8ctViiw9SWUGqsWzNuWDrgR1VBeejhyphenhypheneYGoLc458t29pCGpG9-sE-m3i3qkMWeWY-jjksBv5VOUoyJUtRkb_kY-IZvTinYFXJzFWFZsOJNjpNXwp8/s1600/the+obvious.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 58px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhK0sgwMuU2zI5IpIn1G4_q9rY7Dg8ctViiw9SWUGqsWzNuWDrgR1VBeejhyphenhypheneYGoLc458t29pCGpG9-sE-m3i3qkMWeWY-jjksBv5VOUoyJUtRkb_kY-IZvTinYFXJzFWFZsOJNjpNXwp8/s320/the+obvious.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620311585686260498" border="0" /></a><br />El would also like to point out that Shatner had a chance to bask in this glow, but ignored it... How's that working for you now, Bill?? Hmmm???<br /><br />"On May 15, 2011, CBS announced that it had canceled <i>$#*! My Dad Says</i>."El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-68192427139146735722011-06-18T15:20:00.004-05:002011-06-18T15:34:23.794-05:00Father's Day... As interpreted by a cupcake...People often ask El is he's a father... since you know... donuts have donut holes. El's not sure he follows the logic...<br /><br />But, back to the question... is El a father? HELLZ YEAH!<br /><br />He's the father of ALL cupcakes! Pffft.<br /><br />There are days when El could see Charlton Heston playing him in his biopic... El Charlton... handing down cupcake rules on slabs of baked goodness... for all to follow... El Charlton, telling everyone who comes near to get their damn filthy paws off his creamy goodness.<br /><br />Unfortunately, Charlton is passe... but El is not.<br /><br />Viva el pastelillo!!!<br /><br />And Happy Father's Day to everyone, whether a father or not.El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177783224616352552.post-72506400810936905512011-06-11T11:17:00.003-05:002011-06-11T11:22:10.671-05:00Callista Attacks!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibRF4pOz45-rD7SJ-6KZco1jX_uqZiJQUlMODMJuhmX1RJlBto5JfwEWbh4dKFFxczNxQTjjNhC9O-53crxzr0CdC5Q3XQXUTZaE-ckAVKFuIsDVdDzBohycCEwQoloNbTdsZKINyd-kg/s1600/callista.jpeg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 189px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibRF4pOz45-rD7SJ-6KZco1jX_uqZiJQUlMODMJuhmX1RJlBto5JfwEWbh4dKFFxczNxQTjjNhC9O-53crxzr0CdC5Q3XQXUTZaE-ckAVKFuIsDVdDzBohycCEwQoloNbTdsZKINyd-kg/s320/callista.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616997500178961042" border="0" /></a><br />El kept thinking that Mrs. Gingrich reminded him of someone... and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Attacks%21">then it dawned on him</a>. El apologizes to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Marie_%28actress%29">Lisa Marie</a>...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwOf84_bMFdsqbWG6Wv8fV8G_jS1q_lTOXoryduzifY4Jrcb3rzHQ5pZiy-jdiZ5qjOwdFAfyeV9lm5sOauajPKY7ok_2w8d7DSX5M7YDy3j9yjtEtSFHs58AZZnQxhf8-vCz9VnzbXmY/s1600/LisaMarieMarsAttacks.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 215px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwOf84_bMFdsqbWG6Wv8fV8G_jS1q_lTOXoryduzifY4Jrcb3rzHQ5pZiy-jdiZ5qjOwdFAfyeV9lm5sOauajPKY7ok_2w8d7DSX5M7YDy3j9yjtEtSFHs58AZZnQxhf8-vCz9VnzbXmY/s320/LisaMarieMarsAttacks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616997505105170866" border="0" /></a>El Snacktatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.com2