Aug 2, 2015

Zoorander

El has had this one on his mind for a couple of years and finally had to do it. Those pursed lips were just too much.

OK, he had the idea, but made an assistant do it. El still had to run the world.


Jul 3, 2015

Feel the Bern

Yes, El has been in blogbernation, but... this was important enough for El to come out...

Oct 27, 2014

El Bola

Halloween costume possibility

Apr 22, 2013

Happy Earth Day

Allow El to share a photo from last week's vision quest. A photo, you ask? Yes, El has a camera in his mind that is capable of documenting thoughts. He's a 21st Century Snack Cake.

El is one with the Earth. Are you?


Nov 16, 2012

El Snacktator Will Survive!

El is aware of the news.

El is aware that his parent company is going under. El is also aware that he broke away from them years ago... feeling the need to follow his bliss. El understands that people loved to partake of his chocolately goodness, but never fear, El is still here, in ways that fill your soul, if not your stomach.

Give a man a cupcake, and he's satisfied for a moment...
Teach a man to heed the cupcake, and he's satisfied for life.