Apr 14, 2011

Hey! How the El are ya??

So, El's scanning a news site and what does he see? This:


Apparently it's a list of current news, because you know, Gwyneth hosting a dinner party is BIG NEWS! El also notices a complete and utter lack of any news about El. Apparently no one is curious about what El is doing. No one asks El how he is. El is perplexed. El is tired of people thinking he's living the life of whatever character it is that they have on the front of the Hostess Cupcake box. You play one part and you're typecast for life.

Justin Bieber breaks from Twitter.... yeah, right. El broke from Twitter about 22 hours after he signed up, but was there a news blurb about that?? Heck no.

El has mingled with the best and the brightest. El has gone where no cupcake has gone before. El is the first snack cake dictator... but apparently that is not newsworthy... but Gwyneth?? Gwyneth merely has to feed people some food and she makes the news.

El is food, people!! And so much more...

9 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

American Idol Gets 'Heavy Metal'

the soundtrack was pretty good, but the movie not so much.

vacuumslayer said...

"Gwyneth Paltrow Hosts Donner Party" is a much more interesting headline.

El Snacktator said...

El's not that fond of heavy metal. It reminds him of knives.

El would read about Gwyneth hosting a Donner Party!

Donner! It's what's for dinner!

or...

Donner! The other white meat.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

El would read about Gwyneth hosting a Donner Party!

she would just go and throw it all up.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

El's not that fond of heavy metal.

Not even that BOC classic, "Don't Fear The Pastry"?

El Snacktator said...

El thought that was "Don't Fear the Wrapper", so yes, it scared him.

vacuumslayer said...

LOL!

fish said...

I thought it was "Don't Fear the Wafer"

Smut Clyde said...

Heavy Metal
Black and Silverware