Apr 7, 2011

Putting Out the Feelers



El has been busy launching a Presidential Exploratory Committee, seeing if perchance he might be what this country is needing in 2012.

So far people have asked why El would run for President when he's already Ruler of the World. Good question, but really, dictators like to amass titles and medals and hats. El hears he can get a Nobel Peace Prize in the deal as well.

The fact that El is a cupcake has also been brought up. Does it say anywhere in the Constitution that the President must be human? El thinks history shows otherwise.

Questions have also arisen around El's possible choice of running mate... Das Shat. He's Canadian. Pffft! Canada is even closer to the DC than Alaska! Enough said.

As for eventually entering the race and actually winning? El says, "Piece of cake!"

El has been taking random suggestions for possible slogans. Feel free to add in the comments. Possible slogans so far?

Speak softly and carry a big squiggle.

Let them eat cake.


You can have your cake and elect it too.


What's not to like about cake!?


No chocolate shortages!


*The PR firm of RSFish was kind enough to knock out the above poster for El. El thinks it has a certain je ne sais quoi.

40 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Where was El born?

Was any cooking involved in the process?

The people must be informed!
~

El Snacktator said...

The beauty of El running is that basically, he doesn't have to answer any stupid-ass questions... he doesn't really even need to run, he just needs to move into the White House and turn it into Snackhambra... El can only imagine the questions he'll get then!!!

El hears that Mr. Thunder has vast connections with those political blog types. Perhaps Mr. Thunder can do El a favor down the line... all above board of course...

fish said...

it has a certain je ne sais quoi.

It has a certain sens d'horreur indescriptible

fish said...

They have my vote!

El Snacktator said...

sens d'horreur indescriptible

Perhaps El will run that one up the flagpole as a possible slogan.

Snacktator/Shatner 2012

SENS D'HORREUR INDESCRIPTIBLE!!!

fish said...

The snack that rules like a meal

Jennifer said...

I see fish is already busy hogging the competition...

I suppose, "Boldly going where no Shat has gone before!" is out... heaven forbid SMcG animate it... an animated Shat. AH!! Talk about horreur!

I'll have to think on a slogan. I know I've got one or two waiting in the wings. I just can't deal with the pressure.

fish said...

A winning cream

El Snacktator said...

Ewwww.

vacuumslayer said...

You had me up until your choice of running mate. It has to be the Gaugin-destroying radio-head lady or NOBODY. make it so!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

dunno about slogans, but you need Deforest Kelley saying "He's Snack cake, Jim" in a promo spot.

El Snacktator said...

El doesn't take dictates... he gives them.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"Something that can't possibly exist, but it does."

El Snacktator said...

but you need Deforest Kelley saying "He's Snack cake, Jim" in a promo spot.

EL-O-EL Mr. Zombie.

El will look into that.

El Snacktator said...

El also misread that as "Defrost Kelly" and thought, was he into cryogenics??

vacuumslayer said...

I'm afraid I will be your unruliest subject.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"When the Zombocalypse comes, only Snack Cakes will survive"

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

the Gaugin-destroying radio-head lady

I'm not much into Radiohead.

I'm afraid I will be your unruliest subject.

A comb should be able to take care of that.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

teh "SnackShat" bumper stickers will be ripe for vandalization.

El Snacktator said...

El thinks SnackShat sounds like a B-52's song.

I'm afraid I will be your unruliest subject.

No, El thinks El is afraid.

Another Kiwi said...

Shat and Snack: Where does it say we have to be nice?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"Name Your Own Price"

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"This snack will never go bad"

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"At least OUR toupees look lifelike, Trump you cobag!"

El Snacktator said...

At least OUR toupees look lifelike, Trump you cobag!

LOL!

El is slightly embarassed by his Kirktator toupee. It kind of looks like he has a penis on his head. Who wants a snack cake with a penis on it?

Don't answer that.

El Snacktator said...

El also likes:

This snack will never go bad!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Snackner/Shat-tator. We had a little accident with the transporter.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Beam Us Up, America!

fish said...

I'm a dictator, not a delicious snack treat. Okay, I'm BOTH!!!

El Snacktator said...

To baldly go where no toupee has gone before!

fish said...

He's no Oreo.

-Michael Steele

El Snacktator said...

LOL!!

Kathleen said...

you're going to Rocket to the top

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fish said...

El doesn't need software to point his power.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I would lose a lot of faith in El if I discovered he used Powerpoint.

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El doesn't need software to point his power.

El thinks there's a whole pharmaceutical industry working against the impotent rage of too much software.

fish said...

LOL

Pinko Punko said...

When it goes to convention you know behind the scenes someone will push for ShatSnack.

Snackner!

Let. Them. EatCake!