Apr 7, 2011
Putting Out the Feelers
El has been busy launching a Presidential Exploratory Committee, seeing if perchance he might be what this country is needing in 2012.
So far people have asked why El would run for President when he's already Ruler of the World. Good question, but really, dictators like to amass titles and medals and hats. El hears he can get a Nobel Peace Prize in the deal as well.
The fact that El is a cupcake has also been brought up. Does it say anywhere in the Constitution that the President must be human? El thinks history shows otherwise.
Questions have also arisen around El's possible choice of running mate... Das Shat. He's Canadian. Pffft! Canada is even closer to the DC than Alaska! Enough said.
As for eventually entering the race and actually winning? El says, "Piece of cake!"
El has been taking random suggestions for possible slogans. Feel free to add in the comments. Possible slogans so far?
Speak softly and carry a big squiggle.
Let them eat cake.
You can have your cake and elect it too.
What's not to like about cake!?
No chocolate shortages!
*The PR firm of RSFish was kind enough to knock out the above poster for El. El thinks it has a certain je ne sais quoi.