El's been a bit off center lately. El's not been in touch with his inner-compass, which normally always point to El, but El's feeling it again and El is reveling in his wonderfulness. How many other snack cakes have risen to such heights? How many snack cakes have rubbed shoulders (OK, El's rubbed his shoulder on their ankles) with those who define centuries?
El may not be President. El may not be Gwyneth, but dammit, El is still El... ruler of the world, whether people know it or not.
El still kicks ass.
Not to mention... El still looks better in a red singlet than Sean Connery...