Mar 20, 2010

El Snacktator 20th Century Muse: Pablo Picasso

El has been sorting through the vaults again and ran past this... one of the many portraits Pablo Picasso did of El. El loved Pablo. Pablo loved El. They just seemed to understand each other... each smaller yet more powerful than the average soul. Each playful, yet serious... Each king of the world in their own way. El misses Pablo...

While El has always loved being the center of Pablo's attention, El was often tempted to point out to him that most portraits really looked like Pablo. Oh hell, Pablo couldn't even paint a bull without making it look like Pablo! The man was a genius, but he had blinders on... blinders with a mirror attached to the front!

Oh well, Pablo could have given El 3 breasts...

And why did Picasso seek out El for portrait after portrait? Again... it was that damn squiggle. No one can resist the squiggle... especially Pablo... the man who said, "It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child."

No child can resist the squiggle.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

No one can resist the squiggle...

No one can resist his stare...

El Snacktator said...

some people try to pick up girls
and get called an asshole
this never happened to El Snacktator
he could walk down your street
and girls could not resist to stare
and so El Snacktator was never called an asshole...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

El Snackie's rivals would turn the color of an avocado
When he rolled down the street in his El Dorado
Hostess Twinkies can't even drive
She can't compete with El Cupcake's jive

El Snacktator said...

well he was only 5 inches tall
but girls could not resist to stare
El Snacktator never got called an asshole
not in new york