Mar 1, 2010

What's a Snack Cake Dictator to Do??

El was at a fabulous party this weekend. El assumed he was on the A-List, but found out he was relegated to the buffet table... El doesn't get it. He'd throw up his hands in exasperation if they weren't always up anyhow.

There was a time when El could not be in enough places at once, spending time at Studio 54, hanging at Robert Evans' California playpen, or sitting on this board or that. There was a time when El was almost too hip for the room, but now... well, he overheard one guest saying El was more like Norma Desmond... one with a loose grip on reality, oblivious to the fact that he is irrelevant.

Ok, El does live in a huge estate... more or less alone... except for a few trusty pals.... digging through relics of his past. But...


El thinks not. El will have the last laugh.


Rex Ray said...

But does El have a simian pet, as Ms. Desmond did? I think not.

El Snacktator said...

No, Rex is correct. El does not have a simian pet. El does, however, have a moose that he uses to get around his palatial estate.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Verrry amooosing